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A Person whose I.Q. is less than that of a baboon but whose weight, per ratio is rather heavier. Has a high opinion of oneself
"get out you flaboon" or "your nothing than a complete Flaboon"
Flaboon by Special Knees February 14, 2012
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Faboonacci 

Praise Faboonacci!
Faboonacci by Psycho Tony July 27, 2020
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A genre of music created by the band tally hall, previously called Wonky Rock. It is also debated whether Joe Hawley's music is Flaboo or not.
- "What's your favorite Genre?"
- "Oh, Flaboo by a longshot."
Flaboo by petyaeternalblue May 4, 2020

Flaboobled 

When you cram to do your homework at the last second and then realize it wasn't due.
Man I totally flaboobled that essay, it wasn't due until next week!
Flaboobled by TheJonAndLillieShow September 23, 2016
A beer bong made out of a a flamingo lawn ornament. It may also occasionally be used to bong wine or mixed drinks.
He just took a flabongo of beer.
flabongo by Matthew K May 30, 2006

Flaboobagoo 

The secretion exuded by a male sea lion's anal glands after mating with another male sea lion by mistake.
That gay sea lion is excreting copious amounts of flaboobagoo from its anus after being mistaken for a fertile female by this beach's stud sea lion.

Flaboobs 

When a woman has breasts that are just fat.
Mate!, they are just flaboobs
Flaboobs by Liam Juuu September 25, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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