Flabrock 

When your dick gets stuck beneath a rock and you lose the ability to become erect. (Aussie slang)

"Oh shit! That guy just got flabrocked"

"I wish I was that rock..."

Flabrock by neonpegasus45 August 31, 2024

flabcock 

A word used to define the condition of ED. (erectile dysfunction)

Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.

Niral: So, did you bang that chick last night?
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"

flabcock by Schwamp Ayess January 6, 2010

flatrock 

A bar in the yunk that is filled w/ hundreds of types of beers. Mostly delicious belgian beers.

E: Wanna hit up the Flatrock & get crunked?
B: No doubt...Holla boi!!!

flatrock by Ebro July 1, 2005

Flatrock Thot 

Any girl that fuck with Malik

That girl is a Flatrock Thot.

Flatrock Thot by MatBat May 10, 2016

Flabcock 

When a cock is a flab and hangs with soggy meat down to the floor and sometimes drags. This is Flabcock.

Man did you see how low Johnnys Flabcock hung to the floor.

Flabcock by Smackthatcrackerjack January 10, 2023