Flabrock

When your dick gets stuck beneath a rock and you lose the ability to become erect. (Aussie slang)

"Oh shit! That guy just got flabrocked"

"I wish I was that rock..."

by neonpegasus45 August 31, 2024

flabcock

A word used to define the condition of ED. (erectile dysfunction)

Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.

Niral: So, did you bang that chick last night?
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"

by Schwamp Ayess January 6, 2010

flatrock

A bar in the yunk that is filled w/ hundreds of types of beers. Mostly delicious belgian beers.

E: Wanna hit up the Flatrock & get crunked?
B: No doubt...Holla boi!!!

by Ebro July 1, 2005

Flatrock Thot

Any girl that fuck with Malik

That girl is a Flatrock Thot.

by MatBat May 10, 2016

Flabcock

When a cock is a flab and hangs with soggy meat down to the floor and sometimes drags. This is Flabcock.

Man did you see how low Johnnys Flabcock hung to the floor.

by Smackthatcrackerjack January 10, 2023