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flabcock 

A word used to define the condition of ED. (erectile dysfunction)

Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.
Niral: So, did you bang that chick last night?
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"
flabcock by Schwamp Ayess January 6, 2010
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flatrock 

A bar in the yunk that is filled w/ hundreds of types of beers. Mostly delicious belgian beers.
E: Wanna hit up the Flatrock & get crunked?
B: No doubt...Holla boi!!!
flatrock by Ebro July 1, 2005

Flatrock Thot 

That girl is a Flatrock Thot.
Flatrock Thot by MatBat May 10, 2016

Flabcock 

When a cock is a flab and hangs with soggy meat down to the floor and sometimes drags. This is Flabcock.
Man did you see how low Johnnys Flabcock hung to the floor.
Flabcock by Smackthatcrackerjack January 10, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026