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flabcock 

A word used to define the condition of ED. (erectile dysfunction)

Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.
Niral: So, did you bang that chick last night?
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"
flabcock by Schwamp Ayess January 6, 2010
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flatrock 

A bar in the yunk that is filled w/ hundreds of types of beers. Mostly delicious belgian beers.
E: Wanna hit up the Flatrock & get crunked?
B: No doubt...Holla boi!!!
flatrock by Ebro July 1, 2005

Flabcock 

When a cock is a flab and hangs with soggy meat down to the floor and sometimes drags. This is Flabcock.
Man did you see how low Johnnys Flabcock hung to the floor.
Flabcock by Smackthatcrackerjack January 10, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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