Flabbergoif 

the distance betwenn two unshaven ball hairs, on an otherwise smooth ballsack. using the Flabbergoifian formula: A^2 + ballsack = C^2

You left a .2589723456728343493 cm flabbergoif after you shaved my ballsack!

Flabbergoif by Kevin Conor March 18, 2008

Flabbergoose 

A new pet that is very popular for kids this year. They are geese that are invisible to everyone but their master. Flabbergooses (the plural isn't called flabbergeese) are extremely intelligent creatures.

This year's most sought after gift was flabbergooses.

Flabbergoose by Alexis_M December 26, 2008

Flabbergoodled 

1.(n.)The state of being turned on.

2.(v.)To create feelings of ecstasy.

1.Timmy: Oh Martha! I'm so flabbergoodled right now! ...let's do it!

2.Abigail: Everyone is flabbergoodling me lately, the feeling just won't go away.
Stranger: I can sate you.
Abigail: Really? Go for it!

Flabbergoodled by Megan/Frances January 18, 2009

flabbergookered 

Basically, your flabbergasted, triggered, and shook all at the same time.

Levi was flabbergookered when he got his test score back.

flabbergookered by dawnbreaker3000daisy November 21, 2016

Flabergoffled

Dead inside

i am flabergoffled

Flabergoffled by hikierus September 13, 2019

flabbergollin

The hard tip at the end of a shoelace.

My flabbergollin is losing its hardness

flabbergollin by Ariel1209 September 7, 2007

flabbergibbet 

noun: a medical term for the appendage that controls the closing of the rectal sphincter covering. Especially useful after emissions of methane buildup.

Craig sprained his flabbergibbet after eating 14 tacos and now suffers from anal leakage.

flabbergibbet by toolmaker May 31, 2011