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Pronounced: Flow

I wooly type of animal that is from Norway. This animal is generally pretty douchey and mumbles a lot. Your best chance at seeing a Flaa is to watch for it to be running around the upper peninsula of Michigan on a four wheeler.

Beware: A Flaa is generally very creepy and will sexually violate you with is unfunny jokes and might offend you with his distinct smell of cabbage. They are also known to steal Little Ceasers pizzas and not answer radio checks.
"Holy shit!! I just seen a Flaa drive by on a four wheeler with your pizza Gardner!!!"
Flaa by Rump Ranger81er May 23, 2010
Words you can keep
Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
Flaaffy by Ashketchum August 8, 2013
Related Words

Squezy Flaab

When the dick is too big to fit into the vagina, so the man takes a spanner and squeezes his dick, making it thinner and able to fit in the vagina.
Hey master, me dick is too big to fit in to me honeys. What do I do?

Try the Squezy Flaab, dawg!
Squezy Flaab by Diggidy Dawg March 29, 2017
flaaw is excepting what some people would consider flaawed,and excepting it as it is not a flaaw...
because who should have the right too come aginst you,as a god of your self
flaaws of smoking,flaaws of people talking negative about people ect..this flaaw word is spelled with two aa's
f-l-a-a-w,it should be used senticed structuraly different than the word flaw with one a f-l-a-w
flaaw by regardless devon victory October 30, 2008

flaawless 

Is a texture were you you've people with you and the reaction of who wasint with you,never makes it back too the individual.Being flaawless is realizing their is always hate,even if you don't see the hate face too face..
more for flaawless with two aa's
f-l-a-a-w-l-e-s-s
not flawless with one a. f-l-a-w-l-e-s-s

Flaayhder 

pronoun/adjective
Derived from the slang term heneeleeh which means "yummy" or "I would have intercourse with you". usually whispered into ones ear. Also when someone sees a hot girl, one might say Flaayhder! Any variation of the word is permitted, however not recommended.
Person A: dude, there's a wicked hot chick over there!
Person B: FLAAYHDER!
Person C: Hey you, yeah hot chick, do you wana FlaayhderK me?....what?

OR
Person A: you gunna eat that...or save it Flaayhder?
Flaayhder by HaydenHKD January 21, 2009

Flaataracks 

A very super strong marijuana strain which includes more than 2-3 different types of OG kush with a hint of sativa. A type of super OG kush that is too strong to smoke alone.
If you want the Flaataracks, you have to call FLAATFLAAT!
Flaataracks by FLAATFLAAT November 8, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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