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Pronounced: Flow

I wooly type of animal that is from Norway. This animal is generally pretty douchey and mumbles a lot. Your best chance at seeing a Flaa is to watch for it to be running around the upper peninsula of Michigan on a four wheeler.

Beware: A Flaa is generally very creepy and will sexually violate you with is unfunny jokes and might offend you with his distinct smell of cabbage. They are also known to steal Little Ceasers pizzas and not answer radio checks.
"Holy shit!! I just seen a Flaa drive by on a four wheeler with your pizza Gardner!!!"
Flaa by Rump Ranger81er May 23, 2010
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Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
Flaaffy by Ashketchum August 8, 2013
Related Words

Squezy Flaab

When the dick is too big to fit into the vagina, so the man takes a spanner and squeezes his dick, making it thinner and able to fit in the vagina.
Hey master, me dick is too big to fit in to me honeys. What do I do?

Try the Squezy Flaab, dawg!
Squezy Flaab by Diggidy Dawg March 29, 2017
flaaw is excepting what some people would consider flaawed,and excepting it as it is not a flaaw...
because who should have the right too come aginst you,as a god of your self
flaaws of smoking,flaaws of people talking negative about people ect..this flaaw word is spelled with two aa's
f-l-a-a-w,it should be used senticed structuraly different than the word flaw with one a f-l-a-w
flaaw by regardless devon victory October 30, 2008

flaawless 

Is a texture were you you've people with you and the reaction of who wasint with you,never makes it back too the individual.Being flaawless is realizing their is always hate,even if you don't see the hate face too face..
more for flaawless with two aa's
f-l-a-a-w-l-e-s-s
not flawless with one a. f-l-a-w-l-e-s-s

Flaayhder 

pronoun/adjective
Derived from the slang term heneeleeh which means "yummy" or "I would have intercourse with you". usually whispered into ones ear. Also when someone sees a hot girl, one might say Flaayhder! Any variation of the word is permitted, however not recommended.
Person A: dude, there's a wicked hot chick over there!
Person B: FLAAYHDER!
Person C: Hey you, yeah hot chick, do you wana FlaayhderK me?....what?

OR
Person A: you gunna eat that...or save it Flaayhder?
Flaayhder by HaydenHKD January 21, 2009

Flaataracks 

A very super strong marijuana strain which includes more than 2-3 different types of OG kush with a hint of sativa. A type of super OG kush that is too strong to smoke alone.
If you want the Flaataracks, you have to call FLAATFLAAT!
Flaataracks by FLAATFLAAT November 8, 2021