Findlefuck

To twiddle fuck through your pictures with your fingers

My dad findlefucked through his phone to show me the granite countertops.

by Amy Sherita January 11, 2019

fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

Fiddleyfuck

Like fiddlesticks, but badass.

Oh, fiddleyfuck -- my curtain is on fire!

by Monkeybuttlove October 20, 2010

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.

1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!

by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

Fiddlefuckin'

N. 1. zero; 2. a person who is a complete loser.ADJ. 1. Doing absolutely nothing; Zero; Not a damn thing;2. Playing somebody or using somebody.

" He is a real Fiddlefuck"

"He was fiddlefuckin' around in the warehouse all day."

"She was fiddlefuckin' him big time."

by texas bobby May 7, 2010

Fizzlefuck

A stupid person who is so uneducated about slang relating to sex that they don't know the difference between fisting and pisting.

What a cunt smooching belly shitting lizard crapping fizzlefuck!

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 26, 2015

Fizzlefuck

have sexual intercourse and not shoot your wad or reach a climax

Me and my date got so numb drunk last night, we bumped and grinded for hours and all we could do is fizzlefuck.

by 1973Horn January 4, 2013