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Being overly forward, (ie. too up-front), in an extremely bold flirtatious kind of way.
A: I was just walking down the street to pick up some mangoes and this guy asked me if I wanted to marry him.
B: Wow, that isn't foward, that's fiveward!

A: Hey good to meet you for the first time, how about I pick you up to meet my parents at six o clock?
B: How fiveward...

A: Would you like to marry me?
B: What? .. fiveward..
A: I didn't mean right now, but maybe we could go out sometime!
A: Oh, okay then you're just forward.
fiveward by DTMango February 27, 2014

Policy Five Way 

A five way group sex position with four guys and one girl. One guy lays down on his back, and the girl lays face up on top of him and he puts his penis in her ass hole. The next guy kneels and puts his penis in her vagina. The third guy straddles the girls chest, and thrusts her tits. (ample breasts are a must) The fourth and final guy puts his penis in the girl's mouth. Somewhat of a tricky position to master.
"Dude, if you bring Matt, I'll bring Steve and we'll Policy Five Way that bitch."

"Oh I would fuck all four of them... Policy Five Way?"
Policy Five Way by Gravelbeast August 24, 2009

Five way friday 

Having sex with five people, on a friday
"Damn, I can't wait for five way friday"
Five way friday by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

five way 

A Cincinnati meal consisting of spaghetti, Cincinnati style chili, onions, beans and cheese. Compare to four way (chili spaghetti, cheese and beans or onions. Can be ordered as a four way onion or four way bean) or three way (chili, spaghetti and cheese).
I"ll have a pint of five way to go.
five way by H. Andrew October 13, 2007

five way 

A mix of crack cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, rohypnol and booze.
"Five way every day. That's what they say."
five way by the educator December 12, 2014

five way intersection 

A dick in each hand, a dick in the mouth, a dick in the ass and a dick in the vagina, and everyone looks at each other wondering who goes first.
The guys and I were having a five way intersection last night and finally John decided he'd finish first.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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