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Slang to define ownership of property, or loot.

As in, I've got my five on it (my hand).
Let me get five's on that dime bag of llello, son.
five's by Razardica May 8, 2004

five's'd 

Five’s’d: Verb; one person knowing the truth of whats to come and tries to tell other people only to be ignored or labeled insane.

The word originated on reddit, created by user cuck_prime66 in reference to Season 6 Episode 4 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Within the episode, the character of Fives is exposed to the knowledge that a conspiracy involving the mental manipulation of fellow clones through biogenetic-chips intended to ensure obedience pending the awaited Order 66. Fives, unable to get anyone to believe the knowledge, slowly loses his mind due to an injection received on the part of those in on the plan, convincing most he has snapped. He is hunted down and excited by the brothers he was trying to save, hence the meaning of the word.
"After accurately stating the predominant symptom of side-effect associated with watching anime was homosexuality, the prophet was five's'd by a pack of wild weebs.
five's'd by masterofmeh42 April 27, 2020

One's or Five's 

Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.

Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"

"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, she's 20's"
One's or Five's by Big Simms May 9, 2006

One's or Five's 

Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.

Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"

"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"
One's or Five's by Big Simms May 16, 2006

The five b’s 

Blunts,bottles and BIG BOOTY BITCHES!!!!
Do you know The five b’s
The five b’s by Dammet_daniel :\ November 29, 2019

the five v's 

Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:

Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).

Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?

Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?

View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?

Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.
The five v's are a happy, healthy way to reflect on your pooping expierence!
the five v's by CubanGroceryBag August 12, 2016
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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