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A competition where each person competes to see who can fit the largest fruit they can fit up their anus. The prize usually involves being allowed to eat all of the "used" fruit.
George:" So, are you competing in the fitha next week?

Justin Beiber: " Yeah bro, im gonna grab the pineapple and shove it up there real hard".
Fitha by fithaman123 November 28, 2012
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Fethard is a small town in "The Ancient East" of Ireland. William de Braose is the likely founder of Fethard about 1201. The town has an incredible history; and, to this day retains much of its medieval architecture. Fethard features a, largely intact, town wall, majestic Court Castle, the "Witch on the Wall guarding the Watergate Bridge against the onslaught of the invading Norman Army, and many other ruins dotted throughout its landscape.

There are some cool things to do in Fethard. Visit the town's Tholsel to learn about the rich history of the area, Enjoy a meal in one of our lovely, well recommended, cafes, or enjoy a stroll around the neighbourhood to see some of the town's fantastic historical points of interest.

The town stroll has the bonus of building up your agility as you dodge the numerous packages left by a few of the town's blackguard dog owners. These gurriers have no understanding of basic decorum nor do they respect the marvellous history of their village; but, they do tend to improve one's fitness levels.

Another activity in Fethard is to visit some of the Excellent pubs. You can also visit the extensive broken glass collection housed near the historical town wall; created, and actively maintained, by the same disrespectful, ignorant gurriers who help to preserve walker's fitness levels. This glass collection serves to help keep local veterinarians and doctors in employment as they remove the shards of glass from children and pets.
Fethard is a majestic and historic medieval town
Fethard by Debunker-Grl December 17, 2017
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tirar fichas 

Spanish word that means flirting with someone. The action of saying a good aspect about the other person with purpose of being more than friends.
Girl: Your spanish pronunciation is very sexy!
Boy: Deja de tirar fichas. Jajajajaj
tirar fichas by FUCKEASP July 14, 2016
Players who joined the popular Minecraft server, 2b2t, because of FitMC, a Minecraft YouTuber who often makes videos on this server.
Shut the fuck up fitfag, go back to your group orgy with SalC1, Fit, and Rusher, you oversized potato sack nigger.
Fidha is a smart, pretty, kind and an amazing person. She has a bit unique personality. She always cares for others and makes the people around her feel happy. She is very energetic and a bit short tempered. She always has a smile on her face. Not a girly person, more of a tomboy person. If you hurt her once, she will break you twice. Yet she is really charming and fun to talk with.
Fidha is hot !
I love the way Fidha talks !
Fidha by Baby dolly March 3, 2019

Fetharizing 

Fetharizing: showing such prowess that you convince a person to fall in love with you over the internet, and travel a long distance to see you. once meeting the person you engage in hours of sex under the conditions of a long term love based relationship. After the meeting, you then break all communication and avoid contact from the traveler, becasuse you got what you wanted.
"dude Johnny was totalling Fetharizing this chick; met her online, got her to drive 10 hours to bang his brains out, and then stopped talking to her"
Fetharizing by U-haul Jones August 30, 2009
To intentionally or unintentionally wear one's Fitbit device while masturbating aka Fap resulting in the measurement of one's masturbation session(s) in terms of distance.
Rhonda returned home from her morning run after which she spent the next two hours laying in bed watching porn and fapping herself to glorious orgasm after orgasm. She forget she had left her Fitbit on and realized she had just Fitfaped the equivalent of almost 4.5 miles.
Fitfap by Eaton Holgoode June 21, 2015
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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