fathawk

when a person has a raised and pronounced stripe of fat in the middle of his/her stomach

the fathawk is similar to the style of a mohawk on one's head except this is NEVER intentional

by carson k January 2, 2009

fathawk

An overly optimistic Seattle Seahawk's fan, who incessantly "squawks" at the team's bad play.

My friend Dino was a real fathawk this past weekend, making fun of Koren Robinson's poor performance.

by BC October 28, 2003

Fathawk

A fat version of Stephen Hawking who enjoys masturbating in socks and transitioning genders all while feverishly hating the very existence of Donald Trump.

Dont be a Fathawk

by lsu311 May 20, 2023

Fathawgimus

noun used to describe leader of Greek or Roman city-state during the Fathawgtopian Empire.

Fathawgimus was the greatest ruler of all time.

by FatHawg February 17, 2010

faghawk

A Mohawk that is worn laying over, with no moose or hair gel holding it up.

Brady's girlfriend gave him a Faghawk.

by FCoDxBolt March 11, 2009