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Fish fried 

When someone you meet on a dating app says they are fit and active and shows you skinny pics. When you meet them they turn out to be fat (cat fished).

If you date them anyway and they make your life a living hell and 6 months later you look in the mirror and realized they made you fat too, then my friend, you have just been "Fish Fried"
That fat lying bitch just Fish Fried me.
Fish fried by Capt'nObvious August 23, 2017
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Fish Fried 

When you are so high you feel like a fried fish out of water.
Damn, where did you get that bud from? I'm feeling fish fried.
Fish Fried by bobpei101 April 23, 2023

Deep Fried Fish

A more hardcore version of fried fish, deep fried fish includes a man tucking his balls between his legs. The woman proceeds to lick his balls, and the man shits on her face. The woman may also vomit on his ass.
Tommy gave Greta a huge helping of deep fried fish, and she cried.

Fried Fish 

A man tucks his balls between his legs. The woman then licks his balls while he farts in her face.
Jake: Nikki doesn't like sea food, but she sure loves fried fish!
Fried Fish by Slasher Knight July 12, 2009

Deep Fried Fish Taco 

Doing a blumpkin to a chick.
Vera is such a whore all she wants is a deep fried fish taco!
Deep Fried Fish Taco by May2Keg June 21, 2007

Fried Fish 

When a female gives a male a lap dance on his face. Shortly after said "Face Dance" is given, he inserts his head into the vagina or anus depending on preference. After his head is fully inserted into the orifice, the female announces that she has herpes (Disease may vary). The female must keep the male inside of her for as long as possible
That bitch gave me fried fish.

I'm going to fry fish tonight
Fried Fish by kananakook May 29, 2009

Fried Fish Exotics 

A scammer based out of “San Diego” who trolls insta and telegram selling fake shit to dumb people. Uses a fake shipping company and is quick to act offended. Avoid like the plague.
Fried fish exotics talks a good game but is one hell of a scammer
Fried Fish Exotics by Drpoonrx August 6, 2022
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