kananakook's definitions

Catch

To receive testicular torsion by baseball

I was a catcher yesterday, and now there is one

by kananakook May 29, 2009

pitch

To inflict testicular torsion by baseball

I pitched my ex yesterday

by kananakook May 29, 2009

Fishing

A game that is played in jail. To catch a "Fish," an inmate would find a fairly new member in the jail. They would then take them to meet the "Fisherman," or the gang, after which the Fisherman proceed to gang rape the fish, all the while chanting "fish.....fish.....fish.....fish....." The fish has then been caught

Let's go fishing

by kananakook May 29, 2009

Hello Kitty

When a cat surprise rapes a man

Helloooo! Kitty!?

I loved cats, until I got Hello Kitty

by kananakook May 29, 2009

Fried Fish

When a female gives a male a lap dance on his face. Shortly after said "Face Dance" is given, he inserts his head into the vagina or anus depending on preference. After his head is fully inserted into the orifice, the female announces that she has herpes (Disease may vary). The female must keep the male inside of her for as long as possible

That bitch gave me fried fish.

I'm going to fry fish tonight

by kananakook May 29, 2009

Hail Hitler

To masturbate

How often do you hail Hitler?

About 50 times a day.

100, bitch.

by kananakook May 29, 2009