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Fish Pie 

A person who's bald. Like a fish. And we like pies.
You're such a fish pie.
Fish Pie by welikecutepies September 19, 2009

Fish Pie Sue 

A contact in your phone that you have no memory about. Maybe some one you met on a night out and had a memorable feature about them that (at the time) you thought would trigger your memory the following morning.
John: "Hey who's this contact in your phone "Sexy Sally from the bar"

Chris: "Oh that's a Fish Pie Sue I have no idea who it is."

Making a fish pie 

Almost identical to a cream pie except the girl has either questionable personal hygiene standards or an obvious yeast infection.
Did you cream pie that girl you were with last night?
No, she hadn't showered for a week. I was definitely making a fish pie.

fish piece 

What one would call a female. Usually, a man referring to pussy.
Yo noog, let's go to McDonald's and get a fish piece.
fish piece by Th3Pr0diGy July 15, 2009

Fish Off the company Pier 

To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.
"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"

"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"

2 piece fish meal 

A threesome where it’s 1 man pleasuring 2 women orally.
Generic Inquiry:
“Hey how was that 2 piece fish meal with Britney & Sarah last night?”

Response:

“delicious! especially with TAR TAR sauce and that malt vinegar dripping”
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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