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Firstable
The first point in your argument. Very commonly spelled as "first of all", but that is incredibly incorrect.
Origin: Danielle Fisher (2017)
Origin: Danielle Fisher (2017)
Firstable by firstableisaword July 18, 2017
Related Words
firstable • fistable • first alert • first bleed • feastable • Fightable • flirtable • Fartable • fartable farter • Finstallectual
fistable
fistable by Reggie Pumpernickel October 10, 2016
feastables
MrBeast: Try out feastables! It taste very good.
Karl: Wow this tastes so good!! hehehe
Chris: Toaster
Karl: Wow this tastes so good!! hehehe
Chris: Toaster
feastables by RapidFX January 29, 2022
feastable
"I just planted my watermelons, I think a feast is in order!"
"dude, let me know when they're feastable"
"that steak looks so feastable"
"dude, let me know when they're feastable"
"that steak looks so feastable"
feastable by Guns/meat/disco/women March 30, 2010
Fartable
Jim was a fartable sort: so talented in flatulence on demand yet without the ability to appreciate reproach or judgement as to his offense.
flirtable
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Pee Calculus
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