Described by a drill instructor in the sixties: "The firewatch ribbon is red for the blood you never shed, blue for the water you never crossed, white for the eyes of the enemy you've never seen, and yellow for the reason why."
A program that defends your computer from malicious users accessing and using your computer either as a port to someone elses computer or to totally mess up yours :)
A gay ass firewall that won't let you go to websites such as MySpace, Facebook, ect. It also blocks websites that shownaked ladies. It is also hard to disable.