FireWall

Either a tool used to protect your computer from outside invaders, or a complete jackass who pretends to be a programmer in just about every language other than Visual Basic. Makes himself feel better by creating false definitions of people with a higher capacity of thinking than his own. Tends to think that Windows, despite it being the most popular Operating System in the world, is a horrible platform to dev for (as if it would matter for him).
Uses strange misspellings of words in order to seem cool, but it does the opposite.
"FireWall (Unknown@CAUniversity.Freelance.us) has left #DigitalUnderground (ooo0ooo, a FireWall just blocked your biznitch ass. What cha going to do biznitch?)"
by Faero August 17, 2004
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firewall

A program that defends your computer from malicious users accessing and using your computer either as a port to someone elses computer or to totally mess up yours :)
My firewall kicked that hackers ass last night
by Urban-k September 02, 2003
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Firewall

A geek's condom; Helps prevent viruses
Remember to practice safe hex and use a firewall!
by Daniel March 25, 2005
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Firewall

Any of a number of security schemes that prevent unauthorized users from gaining access to a computer network or that monitor transfers of information to and from the network.
My Firewall pwns your face.
by Deceptik0n July 12, 2005
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Firewall

When a man with red hair spreads his excess scrotum skin over the face of a woman.
"Chris, I want you to strap me down and firewall me"

"AHHH, You're suffocating me with your firewall!"
by Brock, "Dirty Sanchez," Otten October 04, 2007
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FIREWALL

1. STD-infected female genitals.
Don't screw her...that bitch got a firewall.
by CNJACL September 10, 2010
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firewall

1. a progam that protects a computer from malware and other forms of outside intrusion

2. any protective barrier between two places
My firewall needs to be updated.
by Light Joker August 27, 2007
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