Fire crouch

Term used to describe the crouch of a redhead chick. The curtains match the carpet

"Omg look at that fire crouch, I would get lost for days in that busch"

by Masson December 3, 2004

couch fire

An act of combustion that takes place either atop, or inside a couch. The couch burns, along with anyone unfortunate enough to be on the couch at the time, as everyone knows couches are fortresses that trap anyone from attempting to escape their impending doom.

Usually meant as an insult to one's intelligence.

"I hope you die in a couch fire with a bum trying to claw his way into your kidneys so he can use it for booze money."

by Juney814 August 19, 2007

Couch fire

A cluster-fuck of events that spiral out of hand

"Shit Matthew it's like a couch fire!"

by Yeetazoid February 23, 2020

Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Firecrotched

What happens when yo dumb ass plays with matches when being naked.

"Hey, did you hear what happened to Mike on July 4th?"

"Yeah, he stripped off all his clothes and lit fireworks in his backyard. The dude was firecrotched!"

by RAV4 September 30, 2009

firecrotch

A person with fire red pubic hair

i have orang pubes...

by nick October 25, 2003

firecrotch

An insult meaning that one has unattractive red pubic hair and red freckles in the underpants area.

"Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch," bleated a drunk, sweaty oil billionaire and his tee-heeing companion, a girl of lax morals and little brain.

by Mia-mia July 30, 2008