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Fire Poker

Slang term for the genitalia of a man who will only fornicate with red-haired women.

Can also refer to the genitalia of a man who has an STD.
"Sexy redhead 9 O'Clock. Get your Fire Poker out!"

"Why is it so itchy? Must've been a firepoker... again. Thank god for penicillin!"
by DaggerJeff May 17, 2009
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minnesota fire poker

when you stick your toes in somebody's butt.
you better get off my feet spare rib before you get minnesota fire poker
by Dylan, Danny June 9, 2008
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You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.
Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries
by Vavey May 5, 2007
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Intensify Forward Firepower

A term used to address the seriousness of a threat. It can only be used in the most drastic of situations and must be screamed at the top of a person's lungs.
Tony: I think that car is coming right at us......INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!!!!!!!!
by Matt Crampton July 30, 2010
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Firepower

Pronounced "fya powa"
The quality of having built or swole arms. Arms (or specifically biceps) are sometimes known as "guns" so to have strong/muscular ones equates to having "firepower."

As heard in Night at the Museum 2.
Check out the gunshow over here, *flexes each arm* Boom, Boom, FIREPOWER! (FYAPOWAAA!)
by Jickens June 29, 2009
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peace through superior firepower

What some call the conservative take at world peace. It is better than the slogan "love and peace", but does not conform with the Bible's newer testament's "turn your other cheek" mentality.
Written on a label on a gatling gun:
"Peace through superior firepower"
by Quakeulf September 11, 2006
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firepower

also; fyapowa
derived an ability provided by a plant found in the Super Mario Bros. video game for the NES

1) n. potent marijuana
2) n. to have the skill to perform consistently well at anything, similar to having game
1) "Aww shit son! This be some firepower!"
2) "Damn, you beat me again."
"Hell yeah! I got firepower!"
by dollabillzyo July 20, 2008
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