The Japanese fire-bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a Japanese girl with a large crab-filled bush.
Proceed to
get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the
flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the
burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese
meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich
free stomach.
Chuck
Norris used his laser eyes on Suka Dik’s pubic hair and proceeded to karate chop the
burnt hair off onto the freshly toasted sandwich. Suka Dik munched up that
Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich like she was Ghandi.