The Japanese fire-bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a Japanese
girl with a large crab-filled bush.
Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s
girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese
girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese
girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese
girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.
Chuck Norris used his laser eyes on Suka Dik’s pubic hair and proceeded to karate chop the
burnt hair off onto the freshly toasted
sandwich. Suka Dik munched up that Japanese Fire-Bush Crab
Sandwich like she was Ghandi.