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Carly Fiorina 

Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate

Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA June 25, 2018
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The Carly Fiorina 

Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse

The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"

Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
The Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA August 21, 2017
Someone who solves the problems you have with your worst coworkers, even if it means getting rid of them!
"Hopefully, a Fiorina will come along and take care of business since we can't convince Billy to stop microwaving his leftover fish everyday for lunch!"
Fiorina by DMGUSA June 18, 2018
Fioren noun, The very top of the ass crack of a very attractive woman. The beginning of the valley between the ass cheeks where your middle finger slides to when slipping your hand in the back of her pants Also the place your penis pops out of when aiming for the trap stamp.
Her thong was peeking out of her jeans barely covering her Fioren.

Their is nothing better than sliding my hand in her pants and resting my fingers on her Fioren!
Fioren by Fioren Lover November 6, 2011

fiorenza 

from Italy meaning Prosperous or from flowers. This beautiful and unique name is usually only reserved for girls who match its description
Words couldn't describe how Fiorenza overtook his world
fiorenza by lion83 April 4, 2009

Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano 

One of the more exciting releases of 2006 is the 599 GTB Fiorano. It replaces the 550/575 Maranello and offers more interior space and power than its predecessors. The engine in this Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano is in the front but because it is behind the front wheels it is actually a mid engine Ferrari. Underneath its purposeful skin, the 599 retains the same V12 engine layout which the 550/575 Maranello line successfully reintroduced, and to make up for its longer chassis, the 599 uses a 6.0-liter engine engineered from the same one found in the Enzo hyper-car that can reach 612 bhp and 8400 rpm! With it, the 599 is the most powerful front engine Ferrari!
fuck yes i got it i got finally got my Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano after a 2 year waiting list boo ya kasha
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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