Skip to main content

Instaballs 

The act of correcting ignorance (e.g idiotic actions or statements) with testicular biofeedback.
Yo, Frank that was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard... *INSTABALLS*... deez nuts you face five seconds!
Instaballs by BobbyScott August 19, 2018

Fistballing

When you fist your partner in their anus.
Bob loves fistballing his girlfriend.
Fistballing by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Finstallectual 

Someone who falsely believes that their amount of social media followers somehow reflects their intellect.
Person 1: Your opinion is stupid
Person 2: Well I have a few facts to back myself up

Person 1: A lot of people follow and like my content so I don't really care what you have to say.

Person 2: This is how finstallectuals think...
Finstallectual by strigiformed July 27, 2020

Fantaball 

A game of skill where you have to bounce a small orange rubber ball into a soft beer holder from a distance of around 5 Meters.

The competitors alternate shots, until a pre dtermined amount of shots is acheived.

Look for this to be in the next olympics.
How about a quick game of Fantaball?
Fantaball by allestar May 11, 2009

fantaballistic

fantastic and ballistic are combined together. This refers to when someone gets so excited about something they love, they go ballistic over it! This may include jumping up and down wildly, screaming at the top of ones lungs, hugging everyone in the near vicinity even if they are perfect strangers, pretty much temporary insanity.
The cheerleading team were so excited when they made the final cut at the competition that they went into a fantaballistic fit of simultanious spasms, somewhat like a mosh pit on a trampoline.
fantaballistic by sweetmagnoliya February 5, 2012

Instaballin 

Noun, a state of being in which one is instantaneously affluent or wealthy.
Dude, once I get this business started, I'll be instaballin.