Finnish girl

she's the one who's beautiful but you never realise until she's before your eyes, she's the one who once you get to know, you'll never figure out how you lived without her, their pure perfection is a danger to live without, her figure is greater than your head will ever be able to imagine until it's seen. if you meet her and she likes you then you're one lucky guy/gal.

Also they drink coffee and have big boobs but eh.

I would love to find myself a Finnish girl in my life.

Finnish girl by Bromora July 30, 2017

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Finnish girl

A nickname for a female Swedish midget

You're so ugly only aFinnish girl would swipe rights you on tinder

Finnish girl by Slippery shoe March 26, 2018

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finish girl

A girl that will never leave a guy with blue balls. She ALWAYS finishes him off to orgasm.

"Man, I'm done with all these young chicks that tease and don't put out, even when a bought them all those drinks! From now on, I will only gonna chill with a finish girl. She'll make sure I'm happy even if I buy her one drink!"

finish girl by lord_zed123 April 11, 2010

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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