Finglenopper

To snack on a child’s left pinky toe, or to eat a 95 year old male’s toenails fresh off the toes, or to smack a snowboard dude in the eye with your baby cousin because they won’t speak good English

Good child: STOP SAYING CRAP YOU “Finglenopper“
snowboard dude: Neah brah me ganna whip the gnar with gaz steepuz.

OR

Finglenopper: Ayo child I’m the toe monster,
Child: “screams so loud his parents come in the room with a diamond sword”
Finglenopper: doomed,
Finglenopper: gets hit with sword and dies

by Jafakliem hiel May 15, 2021