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dinklehopper 

an annoying, stupid person who falls over all the time
and just completely struggles with everything all the time; someone who cannot function when in the class of biology.
today i acted like such a dinklehopper in biology class fifth period!
dinklehopper by mraaaah March 11, 2009

Finglenopper

To snack on a child’s left pinky toe, or to eat a 95 year old male’s toenails fresh off the toes, or to smack a snowboard dude in the eye with your baby cousin because they won’t speak good English
Good child: STOP SAYING CRAP YOU “Finglenopper“
snowboard dude: Neah brah me ganna whip the gnar with gaz steepuz.

OR

Finglenopper: Ayo child I’m the toe monster,
Child: “screams so loud his parents come in the room with a diamond sword”
Finglenopper: doomed,
Finglenopper: gets hit with sword and dies

finglehopper 

A person who can smooth talk anyone of the opposite gender, but cannot be trusted by that of their own gender.
Do you see Kurt? He is a real Finglehopper
finglehopper by DibalonC October 4, 2015

finklewhooper 

a person that looks like they are always about to sneeze
"Why do you always look like a finklewhooper?"

fingledopper 

When someone says something very funny or when something is crazy happens.
Oh fingledopper, what just happened.

*joke* fingledopper bro
fingledopper by hannah LD February 24, 2025

fingledopper doppleganger 

A copycat or someone trying to be like the artist fingledopper (more well known as fingledopper beats on platform Youtube)
Man this stupid oboe player is such a fingledopper doppleganger!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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