Gingerpunch is when you instantly respond by punching someone in the face without thinking about it. This is the normal reaction when when a ginger unexpectedly enters one's field of view.
This video is the perfect example of a Gingerpunch:
www(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=r84r4gMmRf8
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'