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FingerPwning, is when you shove a foam finger up someone's dick. the feeling can only be described as this:

The September 11th attacks on your crotch!!!
HOLY CRAP, I GOT FINGERPWNED, AND NOW MY CROTCH IS GROUND ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!
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by QuantumLeap420 March 11, 2011
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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