Being a "Financial Goth," is when you are too rich for self harm but need to express yourself destructively. So to show your pain, you invest unwisely just to watch your money bleed out in either the stock exchange, or in Chinese crypto currency.

"The only feeling I can get now a days, is knowing that my crypto is funding faceless buisness men's holidays. I'm truly a Fingoth"

fingoth by Daddies Crumbies August 21, 2020

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fivegot

When you forget to do something multiple times most likely because you were lazy or unmotivated.

Mother: Did you clean your room?
Child: I was going to but I fivegot. I couldn't figure out how to beat this level.

Bill: Yeah...Peter, I thought I told you to have that TPS Report with the new cover sheets on my desk by 2:00.
Peter: Uh, yeah. I meant to do it but I fivegot. I'll get ya next time.

fivegot by Tav-El August 28, 2009

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Finebox

The time it takes to hit a deadline, when delivering fine results will meet expectations. Should be used when a timebox will take too much time. A perfect response to good management advice like "Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good".

Hey James, we need to create a new website but don't have much time.
Let's finebox it, Emily! We'll get a perfectly adequate site with time to spare.

Finebox by urbansnap March 21, 2020

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fanego

To arrange or set up something in a creative way that will be an advantage or benefit to the person.

If only I can fanego my way to photographer Gene Geter's table, I know he will want to photograph me.

fanego by Weatherbe August 21, 2008

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