Definitions by GoggleboxUK

Butt Police 

Similar to terms like Mr Tickle fingers or the Knee-grab Crab, being "the butt police" involves running after other people making a 'whoo-whoo' siren-like noise and holding grabbing hands out in front of you giving the impression you are going to grab a person by the rear end.

The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.

"Oh-oh, you better watch out or the butt police will catch you.... WHOO-OO-OO-OO!!"

Butt Police by GoggleboxUK November 28, 2018

Solutionary 

Someone who finds revolutionary answers to life problems. A problem solver, an inventive activist. A type of revolutionary who makes change by providing a better way to do things.

"We had a problem, they found an answer. They're not just revolutionary, they are solutionary"

Solutionary by GoggleboxUK May 17, 2015

Lexicogod 

Someone whose knowledge of languages and word derivation is so legendary that they achieve godlike status, or 500 likes on Urban Dictionary.

"He uses words I've never even heard of, he's a total lexicogod"

Lexicogod by GoggleboxUK May 14, 2015

Flashtag

To sum up your Twitter post in one word

My Mum is singing campfire hymns #Mumbyah ...I totally flashtagged that one

Flashtag by GoggleboxUK May 12, 2015

Cunnilinguist 

Someone who can turn a girl on just by talking

He started to speak and I was so turned on I swear he's a cunnilinguist

Cunnilinguist by GoggleboxUK May 12, 2015

Filch 

The substance formed when it's so hot that sweat runs down your back and into your arsecrack, liquifying the unwiped shit.

It's so hot I'm leaking filch

Filch by GoggleboxUK May 12, 2015

Ploobadoof 

The noise made when a large breasted woman undoes her pushup bra and lets her tits fall loose.

She's so top heavy her ploobadoofs measure on the Richter Scale

Ploobadoof by GoggleboxUK May 12, 2015