Figwig 

A fig tree that wears a wig.

OoO look over at that figwig!

Figwig by Meirjosh July 10, 2010

Figtiguratively 

When you're literally and figuratively speaking at the same time

The sun figtiguratively brightened her day, it figuratively put her in a good mood and the sun literally brightened her day

Figtiguratively by TheWellsofFun January 26, 2015

Figwit 

An audience-named elf in the movie Lord of the Rings: Return of the King played by Brett McKenzie from the parody band Flight of the Conchords. Acronym for "Frodo Is Great...Who Is That?"

Did you see Figwit in that scene?

Figwit by Caelum March 24, 2009

figdig 

A word you decide to look up the definition of because you have nothing else to do.

The word figdig is not a real word.

figdig by Supernamo February 6, 2022

Figigty 

To rub one's balls on a surface, which is usually, but not limited to, rough or abrasive ones.

"Hey Bob, why don't you go figigty that piece of sandpaper?"
"No man, figigting that would hurt."

Figigty by R4z0r July 2, 2007

fignig 

Its the type of nig that you just know what he be thinking of doing in the yard that makes him a fignig- cause you been done figured that nig out on quick tip.

85 percent of these spooks in Greenhaven are straight up fignig. Darkies so dumb you can tell if they be reads.

fignig by notjustpickingupimcomingin August 30, 2018

figwit 

Figwit is an elf Dumbass. When Frodo said "I will take it the Ring to Mordor" the camera pans to the left showing an Elf, making people go "Frodo is great...who is that?"

watch the movie dipshit

figwit by KissMeImIrishorGetOnYourKnees. November 18, 2003