A straight male who has a so called “soft spot” for elderly females. Although a fig can be any age they tend to be between the ages 15 and 25. Furthermore, although not directly linked to the “fig” status, studies have shown that there is a clear corresponding factor of erectile dysfunction. Possibly due to a few too many hours looking at Susan Boyle’s Britains got talent performance.
“Oi Pete mate had any lady action recently?”
“Yes, yes I have thank you Freddie”
“Ah don’t tell me your going back to your fig habits”
“Oh crud stop calling me a fig grr”
“Yes, yes I have thank you Freddie”
“Ah don’t tell me your going back to your fig habits”
“Oh crud stop calling me a fig grr”
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by Rd29 July 27, 2019
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