fignewton

When you're so beyond the point of figgity figgity that you're literally the jam inside the cookie thing.

damn, this game of slap-jug has me fignewton to the eigth

by drol_gnob July 19, 2016

Fignewton

It is the mother of all cuss-words. It's every fucking word. Preferred to be said as an insult.

Hey Kyle whats up?
FUCK YOU, GO AWAY YOU FIGNEWTON COCK RAMMER.

by chrisss flores December 17, 2008

Flying Fignewton

Another word for a firecracker.

We went down to the park and set off some Flying Fignewtons.

by John Farrell April 8, 2004

Fig Newton

Replacement term for the F word referring to homosexuals, does not sting as much when used negatively.

"Quit being a fig newton, I'm trying to watch the stream"

by Fundabz June 7, 2013

Fig Newton

The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.

Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.

by BDALE4LIFE September 26, 2005

Fig Newton

A nice way to say faggot with out disrespecting somebody.

Dude you're such a Fig Newton!

by CIZE June 7, 2013

FINESTONE

THE FINEST ONE OF A GROUP BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO BRAG OPENLY.

THERE ARE MANY GUITARS BUT I HAVE THE FINESTONE.

by SYBASEBALL December 30, 2011