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Fig Newton 

The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.
Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.
Fig Newton by BDALE4LIFE September 26, 2005

Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness 

The best album from Coheed and Cambria so far. The melodies are fucking amazing and the guitar work blows my mind. I don't know how they do it. This is the kind of album you NEVER stop listening to.
Everyone should go buy Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness when it comes out the 20th!!!!!!!!!! Dont be a fucking bootlegger like me :(