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Flying Fignewton

We went down to the park and set off some Flying Fignewtons.

fignewton 

When you're so beyond the point of figgity figgity that you're literally the jam inside the cookie thing.
damn, this game of slap-jug has me fignewton to the eigth
fignewton by drol_gnob July 19, 2016

Fignewton 

It is the mother of all cuss-words. It's every fucking word. Preferred to be said as an insult.
Hey Kyle whats up?
FUCK YOU, GO AWAY YOU FIGNEWTON COCK RAMMER.
Fignewton by chrisss flores December 17, 2008

Fart Figneuton

Fart Figneuton is a figneuton, whih has been farted on, and then eaten.
"Dude, that fart figneuton was awesome"
Fart Figneuton by Elliot F. September 5, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026