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Fifty fuck 

It's when small boys buy New Era caps and don't take the fucking authentication sticker off because they thinks it looks shiny and adds expensiveness to their new buy.
"Look at that little kid running with his new New Era cap!"
"Fifty fuck..."
Fifty fuck by KHDT October 7, 2010
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Fifty Fuck Flurry 

A combination of all 50 state based urban dictionary sex acts where they're all done at a rapid fire rate following up one after another like a big sex flurry, and the sex acts that are involved goes as follows.

Alabama Hot Pocket
Alaskan Firedragon
Phoenix Riot Shield
Arkansas Knuckleball
San Francisco Steam Train
Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob
Hartford Hot Sauce
Dover Dustoff
Tallahassee Night Train
Georgia Scorcher
Honolulu Handshake
Idaho Potato Sack
Peoria Handshake
Indiana Clown Pie
Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb
Topeka Destroyer
Kentucky Lawnmower
Louisiana Bull-ride
Maine Garden Gnome
Baltimore Blowfish
Massachusetts Slurpee
Grand Rapids White Sauce
Minneapolis Bullfrog
Mississippi Meathook
Missouri Compromise
Montana Monorail
Omaha Hambone
Las Vegas Spatula
New Hampshire Smore
New Jersey Turnpike Special
New Mexico Window Washer
Manhattan Flapjack
North Carolina Headbutt
North Dakota Hot Air Balloon
Cleveland Steamer
Oklahoma Pink Sock
Oregon Mud Puddle
Philadelphia Sidecar
Rhode Island Hotdog
South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk
South Dakota Soggy Taco
Tennessee Log Jammer
Texas Chili Bowl
Mormon First Base
Vermont Maple Tapper
Virginia Hand Jive
Seattle Snorkeler
West Virginia Hand Puppet
Green Bay Butter Churner
Wyoming Prairie Dog
"You ain't ready for the Fifty Fuck Flurry homie."
"You think you can handle the Fifty Fuck Flurry my guy?"
"The Fifty Fuck Flurry ain't for beginners."

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife 

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

Fifth Dimension fuck 

When the pussy so good you go up two dimension. The Fifth Dimension is a level of consciousness. We move into this level of consciousness after Self Realization has occurred.
dame girl, your pussy making me nut all the way to the Fifth Dimension. Fifth Dimension fuck ia the fastest way to go up two dimension
Fifth Dimension fuck by Dr.BDE January 25, 2020

Fifty Shades of Fucked Up

Last night I saw my neighbor naked and it was fifty shades of fucked up

Fuckall Fifty 

1. A very low hourly rate to work for.
2. Something almost worthless
1. The boss gave me a pay rise. Now I get fuckall fifty an hour.

2. Your opinion is worth around fuckall fifty
Fuckall Fifty by E_Z_Fleece April 20, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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