FIFA Tourette's 

A disease that strikes only during a match of FIFA the video game in which all social filters are erased when a player feels he was wronged by the game. This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in males aged 15-24

Kevin: "F@$%!!!!!!"
Kevin: "S&*@!!!!!"
Greg: "Kevin, your FIFA Tourette's is acting up."
Kevin: "F^&@ you man, I scored that f@$%ing goal!!!!!"

FIFA Tourette's by Schnooters October 8, 2010

Jayden’s fifa win 

Jayden’s fifa win is defined as a bit shite am that’s facks

Jayden’s fifa win is shite

Jayden’s fifa win by MeetingWheel69 October 10, 2019

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan 

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

Fifa Syndrome 

A false almost delusional belief in one's own Fifa 12 skills.

Shawn Sabeti is suffering from Fifa Syndrome someone get him a doctor.

Fifa Syndrome by hopper9 January 29, 2012

FIFA smite 

1.When playing FIFA and divine intervention prevents you from winning when you clealry were better.
2.Speed Hackers
3.This includes D/C because the other player loses connection.
4. 90th minute goals when u have 60% possetion
5.LOsing Rank points for a 1-1 tie
6.Goals where the AI defenders charge forward all at once thus leaving everyone open.
7.Lagasauraus Rex Noobs
8.Server crash losses when your winning 3-0 and get a loss
9.Missing Off the post more then 4 times in a game then losing by one.
10.Outshooting your oppnent 35-3 and losing 3-1
11. Getting destroyed by the "momentum/scripting engine" int he game for new reason
12. Having the momentum engine screw you over repeatedly for multiple games after the orgina FIFA smite even though it shouldnt carry over.
13. Losing and Having EA blame the server crashing on your internet when u neve rlost connection
14. Own goals where the AI puts it in for you even though you pressed upfield and this goal costs you the game.
15. Losing because you or your oppenent has live season off when you bought it and they score D/C and get a win

16. Losing points on a 3-0 win
17. Losing on a cross that goes in directly, off the post , off a player off the post off your keepers back off the post again
18. Giving up ANY goals to people who run up and down the field after scoring doing all kinds of stupid crap for the full time.
19. Losing to anyone who plays possetion for the whole game because there to scared to play you.

:Senora how do you say fifa smite in spanish me
: IDK what is that
: When God himself rises up and strikes you down and gives u a loss

: WHY DID THAT WORK
: GOD WHY, THERE GOES 70 POINTS
: JOHN : FIFA SMITE
: nO PARTY :(

FIFA smite by Horsemalarky May 11, 2010

FIFA Song 

A musical piece characterized by sounding as though it could have featured on the sound track of an installment of EA Sport's classic annual video game series FIFA.

"Hey Pal, is this a fifa song?"
"It might have been on FIFA 12"
"Is that the one with the good soundtrack or the good good soundtrack?"
"Just the good soundtrack"

FIFA Song by D4tress September 12, 2020

Fifa Scum 

Fifa scum is a player of the beautiful game of EA Sports Fifa 10 on either the Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 systems. This is a beautiful game and is usually enjoyed by fans and great players alike. But there are the chodey few who try to ruin the game by doing such things as chipping and blocking punts which are unwritten rules that do not take place. They also usually only pick the best teams in the game, such as Barcelona and Inter Milan. Not only do they do these crappy moves, and use these ridiculous teams, but then they brag that they are the best, when really everyone thinks that are the Fifa SCUM.

Sean: Yo bro i'm the best at this game!

Jake: Dude, you just beat me by chipping twice and blocking one of my punts, your Inter, and I am a man down.
Sean: Naa bro i'm soooo good!
Jake: You are the lowest of the low, you are Fifa SCUM, just hop of the sticks.
Connor: Yeah Sean you are definitely Fifa SCUM bro!

Fifa Scum by Big Saucer August 22, 2010