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redneck fieldgoal 

skeeting through the gapped teeth of a redneck bitch
I scored a redneck fieldgoal with Nick's girl last night
redneck fieldgoal by tizzitties December 2, 2007

kentucky fieldgoal 

when a man charges at a female with her legs spread apart and rams his foot into her vagina.
Jenna had to have been in pain after that Kentucky Fieldgoal I gave her last night.

Field goal 

When 2 guys are having intercourse with 2 girls doggystyle and facing each other. In the act of love making the girls are face to face and the guys lift their hands straight into the air. 2 people rush into the room. The first person holds a football on the ground while the other kicks the ball through the body generated upright. After the ball soars through the sweaty goal post a referee rushes in the declare it a field goal.
Breh, we totally nailed that field goal, but the hold was sloppy!
Field goal by Jd02 October 19, 2013

Field Goal 

Verb.

Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.
I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!
Field Goal by LVWP April 20, 2010

63-yard field goal 

1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.

2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.
Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.
63-yard field goal by Chendaddy February 15, 2006

Boston Field Goal

It's when you bang a girl then punt her cat shortly after
my friend-"I gave sam a boston field goal"
me- "oh so thats why mittens is missing"
Boston Field Goal by ColinS October 18, 2006