5 definitions by LVWP

Golden Cock

A guy who is ballin' with social status, women, wealth, and unlimited access.

Chris: Are we getting a good table?

Sam: Don't worry, they always accommodate the golden cock.

by LVWP April 20, 2010

Chainsaw

Verb: When a huge penis is used during sex in a high speed, rough, back and forth motion, that resembles a chainsaw.

Jordan: Did you hook up with her last night?

Eddy: Not only did we hook up, I chainsawed her til she couldn't feel her legs.

by LVWP April 20, 2010

pterodactyl

The girl (Pterodactyl) is in doggystyle simultaneously performing fellatio on one guy in front of her, jerking off two guys on both sides, and taking it doggystyle from a 4th guy behind her. Her hand, mouth, ass motions, and gulping noises resemble a pterodactyl.

Bitch was down for anything. We wasn't lookin to run a train, so we gave her the pterodactyl.

by LVWP April 20, 2010

Chainsaw Cock

A huge penis used during sex in a high speed, rough, back and forth motion, that resembles a chainsaw.

verb: To Chainsaw

Jenn: how was it last night?

Allison: It was amazing - he had a chainsaw cock. My pussy feels like it went through a meat processing factory.

by LVWP April 20, 2010

Field Goal

Verb.

Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.

I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!

by LVWP April 20, 2010