Jock 1: you've been tackling Alex for weeks bro, whats your field position ?
Jock2: Im in the redzone man, next time we chill im filling the hole ferr suree
Jock2: Im in the redzone man, next time we chill im filling the hole ferr suree
by Jock059 January 07, 2010

Jock 1: did you fuck alice
Jock 2: I wanted to but i had to settle for 3 points
Jock 1: wow I hate when you have to settle for a fieldgoal
Jock 2: I wanted to but i had to settle for 3 points
Jock 1: wow I hate when you have to settle for a fieldgoal
by Jock059 January 07, 2010

when a girls coming on strong and you dont want any part of her so you say things like "we're not a good couple" " I was thinking of scoring someone else" (commonly used by football jocks)
Jock 1: that ugly whore was deffinately tryin to pick me up
Jock 2: i know man she was talkin about getting married
Jock 1: I know I was heavy in my back peddle
Jock 2: i know man she was talkin about getting married
Jock 1: I know I was heavy in my back peddle
by Jock059 January 07, 2010

When you do something wrong/bad and your girl catches you (used among football jocks) someone in conversation can reply by saying thats a (5) (10) or (15) yarder to give the other person a sense of how bad he screwed up
jock1: Emily threw a flag on me
jock2: what happend
jock1: I ditched her at the movies
jock2: Holy crap, dude thats a 15 yarder
jock2: what happend
jock1: I ditched her at the movies
jock2: Holy crap, dude thats a 15 yarder
by Jock059 January 07, 2010

guy 1: Should i go for that blonde
guy 2: Yea she has a great set of hands
guy 1: Then she wont mind when i throw my balls her way
guy 2: Yea she has a great set of hands
guy 1: Then she wont mind when i throw my balls her way
by Jock059 January 07, 2010

When a guy is tackling more than one girl its just a way for him to put the girls in order of who he likes more.
Used by those Jock guys
Used by those Jock guys
guy 1: I cant believe Jess, Rach, Lila, and Tanya all like you
guy 2: ahah i never miss my tackles ;) Jess is 1st string, Lila's 2nd string and Tanya's 3rd string. I dont really care about Rach
guy 2: ahah i never miss my tackles ;) Jess is 1st string, Lila's 2nd string and Tanya's 3rd string. I dont really care about Rach
by Jock059 January 07, 2010
