Jock059's definitions

Field Position

How close you are to scoring with a girl (used by football jocks)

Jock 1: you've been tackling Alex for weeks bro, whats your field position ?

Jock2: Im in the redzone man, next time we chill im filling the hole ferr suree

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Blitz

When you rush things with a girl, you can be succesful or non-succesful. Used alot by cocky football jocks

Jock 1: Dude i heaed about you and Steph

Jock 2: She's so stiff but i decided to blitz and actually got a hand job

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Hands

A word used to describe how much a girl CATCHES the BALLS of the jocks on the football team

guy 1: Should i go for that blonde

guy 2: Yea she has a great set of hands

guy 1: Then she wont mind when i throw my balls her way

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Hail Mary

A word that describes something that is highly unlikely like the Hail Mary play in football (Used alot by football jocks)

Jock 1: Allen said he was gunna score Mindy

Jock 2: Bahaha, thats a Hail Mary !

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Punt

throwing away a girl or breaking up with her (popular word among football players)

Jock 1: you still with Jessica

Jock 2: she's so stiff, Im about ready to punt her away

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Flag

When you do something wrong/bad and your girl catches you (used among football jocks) someone in conversation can reply by saying thats a (5) (10) or (15) yarder to give the other person a sense of how bad he screwed up

jock1: Emily threw a flag on me

jock2: what happend

jock1: I ditched her at the movies

jock2: Holy crap, dude thats a 15 yarder

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Fill the Hole

Sex with a girl (used by football jocks) most likely because its a defensive players job is to fill the hole that the RB runs through.

jock1: You chillin with Amelia

jock2: Yea dude im gunna fill the hole !!

jock1: Your a Linebacker all you do is fill holes

by Jock059 January 7, 2010