3 definitions by Jd02

National Association of Gals.

Woman who won’t let up. Even when most would...or should. No man is safe. Any man must have NAG approval before speaking....or thinking. One week a month NAG knuckles down and Is very stringent. In that week they gather at the blood river to orchestrate their plan of actions.
Charles: you want to go get a drink?
Dave: I have to get NAG approval first
Charles: didn’t she just get back from the river?
Dave: unfortunately

Charles:alright then, I guess that’s a no
by Jd02 August 6, 2020
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When you write a piece of art that would put Shakespeare to shame and then it’s rejected by “voluntary editors.” See also “stick up your ass
Jerry’s ass hurt after he got urban dictionary’d harder than Rosie O’Donnell falling and hitting the ground.
by Jd02 August 5, 2020
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When 2 guys are having intercourse with 2 girls doggystyle and facing each other. In the act of love making the girls are face to face and the guys lift their hands straight into the air. 2 people rush into the room. The first person holds a football on the ground while the other kicks the ball through the body generated upright. After the ball soars through the sweaty goal post a referee rushes in the declare it a field goal.
Breh, we totally nailed that field goal, but the hold was sloppy!
by Jd02 October 20, 2013
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