4 definition by Jd02

National Association of Gals.

Woman who won’t let up. Even when most would...or should. No man is safe. Any man must have NAG approval before speaking....or thinking. One week a month NAG knuckles down and Is very stringent. In that week they gather at the blood river to orchestrate their plan of actions.

When 2 guys are having intercourse with 2 girls doggystyle and facing each other. In the act of love making the girls are face to face and the guys lift their hands straight into the air. 2 people rush into the room. The first person holds a football on the ground while the other kicks the ball through the body generated upright. After the ball soars through the sweaty goal post a referee rushes in the declare it a field goal.

So pure he must have come from the dangly bits of Jesus himself. Even his sweat smells of dandelions, and drips off of him as beautifully as a full load off of Kate beckinsale’s face. A schlong that must have been made by Zeus himself, with the power of Thor’s hammer. He’s been known to destroy more woman’s tacos than a gang of (Hispanics) after a hard day of work on tuesdays. The heavens bestowed him with balls that glisten like glitter at (an abc)pride parade. They have enough baby making juice to make it rain harder than a strip club on (a vertically challenged) night.

When you write a piece of art that would put Shakespeare to shame and then it’s rejected by “voluntary editors.” See also “stick up your ass”