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fiddle sticks 

fiddle sticks are long, slender wooden (usually) sticks that are used to accompany a violinist or fiddler. The fiddle sticks player stands to the right of the fiddler and taps the sticks on the fiddler's strings, much as in the style of a hammered dulcimer.
"Get away from me with those damned fiddle sticks, you nut. I'm trying to play Bach's Chaccone!"
fiddle sticks by Robert M. English October 2, 2008
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Fiddle sticks 

The most white guy thing to ever be said if you hear a dad say this hes not a dad hes a virgin.
* Family eating dinner*
Dad: *drops fork* "awe fiddle sticks"
Family: Kys you virgin
Fiddle sticks by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022

fiddle-sticks 

1. an expression used to show an upsetting emotion.
"Oh fiddle-sticks, I broke my new passion pink crayon."
fiddle-sticks by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005

fiddle stick 

What a middle age Jewish male would refer to his gentitals as.
Last night I inserted my fiddle stick into her meathole.
fiddle stick by Flesh tube May 5, 2018

Fiddle stick 

I like to Fiddle my Fiddle stick

Fiddlesticks 

Like the other definitions, a mild sweary word, but used as a get-out when you start to say "fuck" somewhere you can't. Often has a bit of a stutter at the start. Very similar to "sugar", in the sense Lucinda Green used it on television when a British horse missed a fence at the Olympic showjumping.
Oh f-f-fiddlesticks!
Fiddlesticks by George Icbar November 18, 2003

fiddlesticking 

The act of one rapidly slapping back and forth

between his or her inner thighs with his or her hands. The goal of this action is to generate a loud noise. Fiddlesticking is a common practice among middle schoolers.
Joe: I am definitely better at fiddlesticking than you.
Ryan: No way bro, I can do it way faster and louder than you!
fiddlesticking by Yeet Master May 30, 2018
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