Fiddle bum 

Term used to describe a person who always has his/her fingers in the anus. The person may do it for the simple pleasure of 'getting' that itch or because they are exactly just that - fiddle bums. Some also like to sniff their fingers after getting in *deep*
Can also be used as fiddle butt to describe somebody who does that in public. Fiddle fingers nail- nail or finger that has traces of being in the ass

Jammie: Hey Jack, what the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Nothing man. Just scratching. Nothing wrong with that *shrugs*
John: walks by and says fiddle bum and walks of laughing!
Jammie to Jack: You always were a fiddle bum/ass/fingers/nail

Fiddle bum by twiddlybabe November 5, 2011

bum-fiddler 

Derogatory. One who handles their anus for recreation. Similar in use to wanker.

"That bum-fiddler just cut me up."

bum-fiddler by hannahsmetana April 13, 2015

Bumble Fiddle 

Anal fingering, these two words are long and bad to pronounce, right? Now you can use Bumble Fiddle.

Still not convinced? Ok! Do this experiment: pronounce "anal fingering" aloud. You see? Now you look like a jerk and your neighbors confirm it!

Now say "Bubble Fiddle". There are no harsh consonants and it also seems to be the name of a Korean dessert

"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"

Bumble Fiddle by browolf June 5, 2020

Bumble Fiddle 

Anal fingering

"Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"

"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

"You are accused of Bumble Fiddle on strangers, do you want a lawyer?"

Bumble Fiddle by tuamammazoccola June 5, 2020

fiddledump(s) 

when you really messed up but you are a child of God who doesn't cuss on your Christian Minecraft Server.

Brooklyn: Bro I totally failed that Spanish test.
Amanda: Broski don't even worry about it
Brooklyn: I don't even give a fiddledump(s) anymore
Amanda: Chuck it in the fiddledump it bucket

fiddledump(s) by yEeHaW_08 August 29, 2019

fiddledumdiddledumdee 

fiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeedooodaroodumdee!

WHITAFIDDUL. DDUUUUUUUUUH!!

WACKO: fiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeedooop.

*gas attack*

fiddledumdiddledumdee by Garfakcy November 21, 2003

FIDDLEBURG 

This term is ripped from Russian folklore; and it symbolizes unprecedented skill, perception, and intelligence. It has recently been adapted as a gamer tag that only the most skilled players dare to sport.

That FIDDLEBURG guy is the best player I’ve ever seen, crushed the lobby with a 50:1 k/d

FIDDLEBURG by Elon the incurable December 18, 2020