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Fiddle bum 

Term used to describe a person who always has his/her fingers in the anus. The person may do it for the simple pleasure of 'getting' that itch or because they are exactly just that - fiddle bums. Some also like to sniff their fingers after getting in *deep*
Can also be used as fiddle butt to describe somebody who does that in public. Fiddle fingers nail- nail or finger that has traces of being in the ass
Jammie: Hey Jack, what the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Nothing man. Just scratching. Nothing wrong with that *shrugs*
John: walks by and says fiddle bum and walks of laughing!
Jammie to Jack: You always were a fiddle bum/ass/fingers/nail
Fiddle bum by twiddlybabe November 5, 2011
Related Words
simply, an action where you flex your bum cheeks and somehow figure out how to play a fiddle with it.
"Oh my god, that guy is such a good bumfiddler!"

"Yeah look at his bootie flex that fiddle in such a violent way!"
bumfiddle by giannapranker123 July 11, 2009
Bateson87 is a bumfiddle
Dylan:bateson is my bumfiddle
Matt:same
Bumfiddle by Bumfiddlejim May 5, 2019

bumdiddler 

(n.) Someone who likes to play with their asshole, or someone else's; this also includes the playing with fecal matter
Tiffany is such a dirty bumdiddler....
bumdiddler by Analkingdom December 30, 2013

bumfiddler 

Someone who fiddles with their own bums or a mates bum.
Roger: "I went into Frankie's room and he was fingering himself."

Jermaine "That dude is a bumfiddler"
bumfiddler by jeremiah1234 March 28, 2010
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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