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Fiddle bum 

Term used to describe a person who always has his/her fingers in the anus. The person may do it for the simple pleasure of 'getting' that itch or because they are exactly just that - fiddle bums. Some also like to sniff their fingers after getting in *deep*
Can also be used as fiddle butt to describe somebody who does that in public. Fiddle fingers nail- nail or finger that has traces of being in the ass
Jammie: Hey Jack, what the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Nothing man. Just scratching. Nothing wrong with that *shrugs*
John: walks by and says fiddle bum and walks of laughing!
Jammie to Jack: You always were a fiddle bum/ass/fingers/nail
Fiddle bum by twiddlybabe November 5, 2011
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simply, an action where you flex your bum cheeks and somehow figure out how to play a fiddle with it.
"Oh my god, that guy is such a good bumfiddler!"

"Yeah look at his bootie flex that fiddle in such a violent way!"
bumfiddle by giannapranker123 July 11, 2009
Bateson87 is a bumfiddle
Dylan:bateson is my bumfiddle
Matt:same
Bumfiddle by Bumfiddlejim May 5, 2019

bumdiddler 

(n.) Someone who likes to play with their asshole, or someone else's; this also includes the playing with fecal matter
Tiffany is such a dirty bumdiddler....
bumdiddler by Analkingdom December 30, 2013

bumfiddler 

Someone who fiddles with their own bums or a mates bum.
Roger: "I went into Frankie's room and he was fingering himself."

Jermaine "That dude is a bumfiddler"
bumfiddler by jeremiah1234 March 28, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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