Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.
You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.
by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017
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ass fiddle

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.
by Austin J M May 28, 2008
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