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FHBSDTMD 

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick
A good night, but it could have been better...
Herald: Dude i saw you leave with that smokin hot female specimen. You get with her?

Giraldo: fhbsdtmd...

Herald: true, true
FHBSDTMD by cock_ring August 4, 2009
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Burl Fubs 

large ass eating man. loves both men and women. has a small penis but knows how to use it like a real man. raised of 2 dads he is extremely homophobic and kills every single one he finds. Burl Fubs turns women inside out with the use of his tiny penis. he is a monster wanted by the law for acts of extreme orgasm causing death. Burl

Fubs is known to ejaculate at least 40 gallons at a time, drowning all within 20 miles.
neil is so fucking burl fubs man its amazing. he cums so much
Burl Fubs by nigga griff December 4, 2017
Of short stature and wide girth.
That woman is soo fubsy
fubsy by Dayv September 8, 2003

Flubsauce 

A mixture of nutmeg and yogurt normally used to get a potent legal high
"Hey where were you for the past three days?"
"I ate some flubsauce and was tripping balls all weekend."
Flubsauce by Kyle Scheaffer May 4, 2009
mixing style comprised exclusively of trainwrecks
That DJ was so awful, all they could play was flubstep.
flubstep by flyhaed September 20, 2010

Fhursday 

Mysterious occurrence amongst College Students in which Thursday turns into Friday and everyone gets fucked up regardless of having class the next morning.
Dallas: "Hey Caleb it's Thursday!"
Caleb: "You mean Fhursday right?"
Dallas: "What the fucks the difference?"
Caleb: "There is none...."
Fhursday by Go Kansas State February 21, 2012
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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