Fetus King

An Irish man with a red beard who controls every fetus in the world, he summons them and decides their fate as a human being. If the fetus is not right he will eat it right away. He also enjoys fucking the fetus if he's up to it.

Doctor: Im terribly sorry but i have some bad news
Parents: What is it Doctor!
Doctor: Your baby was visited by the Fetus King during the night and is no more.

by BleachedBlack21 June 4, 2012

fetusing

The act of assuming a fetus like position in which the body is curled with knees into chest; this is commonly due to a high intake of THC; a symptom of the itis

Man, Marcus got too high again, looks like he's fetusing.

by project420 May 13, 2009

Fetusing

when a person is randomly in a corner or crouched in a fetus-like postition rocking back and forth and wimpering.

i looked over and she was fetusing.

by wind talker of the aboriganees April 16, 2005

fetusing

When two people wrap themselves in a blanket to pretend they are twins in a womb. Often done as a street performance by homeless derelicts.

"OMG Tiffany, Where is Michelle?"

"She's in the back room fetusing with Bobby, what a slut!"

by meow13242 September 25, 2016