Definitions by #Fmlfdd

Beaver tracks 

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods

I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them

Beaver tracks by #Fmlfdd June 9, 2024

rodentia

The act of putting rodents inside your anal cavity

They were stuffing gerbils and mice up their ass holes, even rabbits. They call it rodentia

rodentia by #Fmlfdd January 31, 2024

Fetting syndrome 

Inability to have sex and developed after long dry spells of no sexual activity sometimes a life long issue

My buddy ain't had sex in so long I'd swear he has Fetting syndrome

Fetting syndrome by #Fmlfdd October 11, 2022

Ham injector 

Blowing your load in a fat chick

Yeah she got him for 18 years now , poor bastard gave her the ham injector n got her pregnant

Ham injector by #Fmlfdd December 6, 2021

Human Helicoil 

When a womans vagina is too sloppy and worn out so instead of getting surgery ya just shove a boneless ham in her and cut a new hole.

I was gonna fuck that cougar the other night but she was too sloppy and I didn't have a boneless ham for a human helicoil

Human Helicoil by #Fmlfdd September 8, 2021