3 definitions by #Fmlfdd

Ham injector

Yeah she got him for 18 years now , poor bastard gave her the ham injector n got her pregnant

by #Fmlfdd December 6, 2021

When a womans vagina is too sloppy and worn out so instead of getting surgery ya just shove a boneless ham in her and cut a new hole.

I was gonna fuck that cougar the other night but she was too sloppy and I didn't have a boneless ham for a human helicoil

by #Fmlfdd September 8, 2021

Inability to have sex and developed after long dry spells of no sexual activity sometimes a life long issue

My buddy ain't had sex in so long I'd swear he has Fetting syndrome

by #Fmlfdd October 12, 2022