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Any combination of alcoholic cocktails that are centered around a key ingredient, freshly ejaculated semen.

Commonplace at gay bars and night clubs, one will order a drink of their choice, and loudly proclaim "Festini!" and a line of willing ingredient donors forms, and the drinker chooses their favorite.
Last night at Leatherdaddies Bill was just guzzling down Festini after Festini, it was radical.
Festini by Furious Jones August 23, 2016
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festigio 

"well you are a festigio... see i can make up words too"
festigio by justsayno June 21, 2007
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festivie 

awesome party. a lot of twitter people. expect a toast from a guy with a simba (yes, the lion) tattoo.
When is the next festivie?
festivie by qué te importaaa August 3, 2010
to bring together a party of people, unity, family, equality
I'm about to take my friends to the Festine.
FESTINE by festthebest February 9, 2023

festizio 

Someone who is degenerate or is as morally low or lower as a degenerate. Its origin is on Family Guy when Peter makes up an insult to counter the term "degenerate" which he believes is also makes up.
festizio by Klotz November 27, 2003

Festina lente 

Make haste slowly.

To do things the proper way instead of hurriedly and heedlessly; to see urgent things through in a thorough manner.

Translated from Latin to English, 'festina lente' means literally 'make haste slowly'; this translation also sounds a lot better than 'hurry slowly'.
Festina lente by Gus J November 29, 2006

festingos 

n. Stop n Shop brand tortilla chips.
looking for the authentic tase of real mexican resaurant quality tortilla chips? festingos tortilla chips combine classic south of the border corn crunch with delicious salsa dippability for a genuinely tasty snacking experience.
festingos by betty ford May 20, 2005