festivist 

A celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you assemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they piss you off, and wht you think their retarded. then you proceed to beat the fuck out of them and by doing so you releive stress

I passed up christmas to celabrate festivist

festivist by blocked April 1, 2007

festivist 

A would-be escapist who romanticizes the present instead of everything but the present.

Jack: I'm such an escapist. It's New Year's Eve and I'm daydreaming that I'm in Times Square.
Jill: That's not being an escapist, Jack. That's being a festivist.

Jack: I'm such an escapist. We're in San Francisco and I'm daydreaming that it's the 1960s.
Jill: That's not being an escapist, Jack. That's being a festivist.

festivist by ladyfingers March 20, 2013

festivist 

A celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you assemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they piss you off, and wht you think their retarded. then you proceed to beat the fuck out of them and by doing so you releive stress

I passed up christmas to celabrate festivist

festivist by blocked December 15, 2008

Festivist 

Adj. Female whom indulges bountifully in festive foods, drinks, and appetizers resulting in a rotund figure while maintaning a certain level of hotness.

Queen Latifah's festivist qualities inspired millions of women to look more like Oprah Winfrey instead of Celine Dion.

Festivist by jmar04 December 9, 2008

festivus pole 

1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.

2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.

Dude, Tony is sporting some serious festivus pole while talking to that hot chick.

festivus pole by matelalique December 16, 2011

lashus festuviat 

To engage in heavy drink among friends, with regards to the excesses of Roman festivals mimicking the latin nominative tense.

We're off for a bit of lashus festuviat.

lashus festuviat by Swissvictim November 26, 2010

festivie 

awesome party. a lot of twitter people. expect a toast from a guy with a simba (yes, the lion) tattoo.

When is the next festivie?

festivie by qué te importaaa August 3, 2010