Festifail

An outward display of fail in massive quantities. From the traditional celebratory term "festival". Synonymous with carnifail

Rick: "I've invested all of my capital in time shares."

Financial Adviser: "Festifail!"

by happysmiles January 16, 2009

tums festival

What every day ends with.

This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.

Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!

Every day is a Tums Festival!

by lubertdas June 26, 2017

Festival Boyfriend

When a girl hooks up with a guy at a music festival but only for the duration of a that festival.

She only wants him as a festival boyfriend.

by Rodd McTodd July 22, 2016

Post festival depression

The comedown as bad as heroin withdrawel after returning home from a music festival.

Common symptoms are:
Appreciation that the ringing in your ears was worth it
Unable to take off the festival band for at least a few days
Listening to the music of bands you saw on your ipod
Youtubing videos of the festival
Stuffing yourself with food

Some more dangerous symptoms are:
Making your toilet filthy so as to reenact the festival toilets
Camping out your backgarden

Not feeding the cat
Continuing to dress zany despite being home

Guy1: Hey why's John not coming to the crazy party tonight? There is going to be a ton of drink & girls

Guy2: he's suffering from Post festival depression, Like he started singing at the top of his lungs on the phone ''I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS'' before hanging up crying

by Dumguy1&Dumguy2 September 9, 2011

festival blues

the down feeling you get for almost a week or more after you come home from a music festival. the feeling that nothing in the world compares to that 'crazy' weekend and the desperate need to go back and relive it. anyone not at a festival will dismiss this feeling as a sign of insanity as they simply do not understand.

''Hey, wanna come to a party?''
''No, I only got back from T in the Park yesterday and I have the festival blues''
"Okay then you absolute freak''

by lornmuzz July 18, 2010

Festival Lung

Festival Lung is a common name for any lung condition that develops from an atmosphere in which the inhaling of dust, allergens and second-hand smoke combines with intense heat, dehydration, fatigue, lack of sleep, poor hygiene and the act of singing or screaming along at the top of your lungs to your favorite songs repeatedly over the course of several days amidst a large, concentrated crowd of thousands of people in a music festival environment.

Whoa that lineup was amazing, but I think I need to go see a doctor on Monday for the Festival Lung I left with!

by Stereorush June 23, 2016

TriBeCa Film Festival

The TriBeCa Film Festival was formed by Nicole Bartelme 12/2000. (A full year before the WTC attacks). She signed a buyout agreement, transferring all intellectual property rights to the TriBeCa Film Center 2/2002. Bartelme’s premise for the TriBeCa Film Festival was connected to the heart of the independent film community but also linked to music. Beyond incorporating films with great soundtracks, AI, theater and painting were at the core of the festival: a true festival of the arts.

It takes several individuals and supportive institutions to forge a lasting TriBeCa Film Festival. In late 2000, Nicole Bartelme met with MTV, then Co-Chair Tom Freston, North Fork Bank and actor Robert De Niro’s partner, Tracy Neiporent of the TriBeCa Grill to gain sponsorship for the TriBeCa Film Festival. She launched the TriBeCa Film Festival’s web site on November 30th, 2001 as a response to the attacks on 9/11 to bring artists together, renewal to lower Manhattan. In January 2002 the site was removed, relaunched April 2002 by Jane Rosenthal, Trina Wyatt and Robert De Niro creating the immersive film festival it is today.

by Flax-Film Archives January 10, 2023