Festi Puss

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When a vagina gets all smelly and nasty after a weekend music festival. No showers, a little pee, a lot of sweat and maybe even a little sex dribble.

I was going down on this chick Mandi at bella, totally into her right... slowly moving past the breast down to her belly button and she's all like "you don't wanna go down there".. "why" I reply.. "It's the Festi Puss

Festi Puss by Wet Wilma August 12, 2011

Words you can keep

pussy-fest

When more than one woman has sex with you and only you. You might be a big player because of this, or just one lucky summabitch.

Guy 1:Dude, I got a pussy-fest last night.
Guy 2: Woot.

pussy-fest by Joseph Ferrebee January 16, 2006

Related Words

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Pussy fest

the complete opposite of sausage fest
a party or gathering where the number of girls is significantly greater than the number of guys

that party was insane! so many girls there, a complete pussy fest.

Pussy fest by mbtgfgf November 16, 2010

pussy-fest

A pussy-fest is when a guy or a group of guys spend a day or weekend solely on a voyage to experience as much live pussy as possible. It is like a pub crawl of strip joints, sex shows and escort parlours. A pussy-fest involves enjoying lots of naked girls both visually and physically in a short period of time.

Scored a massive totty count this weekend, first pussy-fest of the year! More pussy and tits than I could shake a stick at, the old' boy will be sore for fucking weeks!

pussy-fest by teejay_uk April 20, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026