Festi Puss 

When a vagina gets all smelly and nasty after a weekend music festival. No showers, a little pee, a lot of sweat and maybe even a little sex dribble.

I was going down on this chick Mandi at bella, totally into her right... slowly moving past the breast down to her belly button and she's all like "you don't wanna go down there".. "why" I reply.. "It's the Festi Puss

Festi Puss by Wet Wilma August 12, 2011

pussy-fest 

When more than one woman has sex with you and only you. You might be a big player because of this, or just one lucky summabitch.

Guy 1:Dude, I got a pussy-fest last night.
Guy 2: Woot.

pussy-fest by Joseph Ferrebee January 16, 2006

Pussy fest 

the complete opposite of sausage fest
a party or gathering where the number of girls is significantly greater than the number of guys

that party was insane! so many girls there, a complete pussy fest.

Pussy fest by mbtgfgf November 16, 2010

pussy-fest 

A pussy-fest is when a guy or a group of guys spend a day or weekend solely on a voyage to experience as much live pussy as possible. It is like a pub crawl of strip joints, sex shows and escort parlours. A pussy-fest involves enjoying lots of naked girls both visually and physically in a short period of time.

Scored a massive totty count this weekend, first pussy-fest of the year! More pussy and tits than I could shake a stick at, the old' boy will be sore for fucking weeks!

pussy-fest by teejay_uk April 20, 2016