Fermelded

/fərˈmɛldɪd/ · verb, adjective
Definition: To have been gradually transformed by life's experiences, blending past influences into a new identity without losing one's essential self.
“Every friendship, hardship, and triumph fermelded him into who he is today.”
Etymology: Coined from ferment + meld.

Example: “Over the years, his experiences fermelded him into the person he was always meant to become.”
Deeper meaning: To be fermelded is not simply to change, but to become a combination of everything that has shaped you—the good, the bad, and everything in between.

Fermelded by Brendan Cruickshanks October 18, 2026

Fermented Freddy 

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!

Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)

Fermented Freddy by DPI001 July 5, 2011

Fermented Love 

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.

you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!

Fermented Love by Atticusx July 16, 2009

FeelDeD 

DeD Inside
Suicide Lover

1:Who are you ?
2:I'm @FeelDeD

FeelDeD by Enjoyer August 25, 2021

fermented gay 

When someone is a Senior (65+) and just gay, really really gay.

You see that old creepy pedophile over there, he also has fermented gay

fermented gay by Colonel Jeff October 26, 2017

Fermented Butthole 

Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.

When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!

Fermented Butthole by Sandwich McFritos June 10, 2020

will ferrelled 

being dissed by a funny will ferrell movie quote

girl- i love jbeibs!!! guy- "holy santa claus shit" (step brothers) your obsessed!!! other guy- ohhhhhh. you just got will ferrelled.

will ferrelled by tomtomtelso69 January 8, 2011